This is the R2-D2 R/C Watch. With this device you can tell what time it is and at the same time control a mini R2-D2. For just $29.99 you can order this cool watch.
This cool thing is the Aluminum Sound Tube MP3 Speaker. It is a compact metal speaker that delivers a really nice sound. It is in stock for just $15.99.
This is the Chumbuddy Sleeping Bag. For $199.99 this awesome gadget, that fully swallows children and adults, is yours.
This funny little gadget relieves stress and reduces appetite.. Order your Infectious Disease Stress Balls here for just $5! Watch the experimental video to get an impression.
If you love the video game of Portal and reading books sometimes this gadget is the thing for you! For just $24.99 the bookends are yours.
This Space Tent is so darn beautiful. The flysheet is full of stars and will be even more impressive when situated in a dark forest. Check out more information on this tent here.
We found this pretty neat lightsaber on ThinkGeek. It is an authentic lightsaber with movie accurate lights and sound effects - and a removable blade. It is available in all sort of colors and shapes. You can buy the lightsaber for just $129.99.
So this power band makes you feel exactly like Tony Stark from the movie Iron Man. It's made out of titanium, stainless steel, and carbon fiber. You can order it here.
ThinkGeek made an electronic rock guitar shirt which is equipped with an actual mini amp. They've cranked the volume to 11 and printed some dirty rock roll images on it. You can easily play on the shirts because each button neck is a major chord. So a non-guitar player can even play some tunes. A cool idea! You can order it here for just $29.99.
Every guitar player knows that you can easily lose a pick. But with this do-it-yourself puncher you can make a pick out of almost everything! For just $24.99 this gadget is yours. Available here.
Yarrrr matey, if ye be cravin’ an adventure on the high seas but be land stricken from a case of the scurvy, hop aboard this here Pirate Ship Play House. Built from rugged cedar and redwood, this twenty three foot play house is the ultimate gift for kids.
Keep your cereal from getting soggy with the Obol “never soggy” cereal bowl. This one a kind cereal bowl is divided into two sections – one for your milk and one for your cereal. The Obol is also great for soup and crackers, chips and salsa, and cookies and milk.
Let everyone know you mean business by drinking your favorite refreshments out of a skull! Well.. A glass skull, to be specific. This glass skull drinking cup holds up to 16 ounces and adds character to any drinking set.
Go from entertaining guests to providing ample sleeping spots with this convertible futon bunk bed. With just a few quick adjustments, the futon easily transforms into a fully functional bunk bed which will save you lots of space in any room of the house.
These fully functional pens look like you’re writing with an actual syringe. These syringe pens are a great gift for doctors and nurses in the medical field, and also a great gift to give to someone who is deadly afraid of needles!
Though the zombie apocalypse is several years away from fruition, the zombie doorstop is still a helpful reminder that our doors will soon be under siege by zombies. The zombie doorstop is a fully functional door stop that works on all floors.
Ever wondered what happened to all those Koopa Turtles that Super Mario annihilated? Well, they were turned into backpacks! The Koopa Turtle Shell Backpack is a cool kid’s backpack that isn’t very practical, but makes up for it by being so damn awesome.
If you’re wondering what’s so different between a Slanket and a Snuggie, the answer is the Slanket is not a cheap worthless blanket. The Slanket has the same fundamental design as the Snuggie, allowing you to have use of your hands while wearing a blanket, but it is a higher quality fabric.
If stabbing your ex with knives isn’t enough to satisfy your lust of everything knife related, this five finger knife holder will surely do the trick. This five finger knife set includes 5 of the most commonly used knives in stainless steel.
The world’s largest gummy bear is an epic achievement in mankind’s history. The world’s largest gummy bear weighs over 4.5 LBs and has a wide variety of uses outside of it’s own nutritional value. The world’s largest gummy bear also is a great Valentine’s Day gift.
Go to war with these Warhammer Nerf Guns – available in both pistol and rifle form. These Warhammer fire arms are fully functional hand painted modified Nerf guns with incredible detail and make a cool gift idea for Warhammer fans.
Do you hate instantly knowing the time? The Math Clock is here to help. This math clock is a great gift for math teachers, math enthusiasts, and other insane people who somehow enjoy doing math even when they it isn’t necessary.
Not since the Kool-Aid Man walked the streets has drink dispensing been so portable. The Dual Drink Backpack allows you to easily carry around refreshments and refill drinks, making you the go to guy for keeping the party alive and kicking.
The Adjust-A-Cup measuring cup is a clever little cooking tool to save space, allowing you to throw out the endless assortment of varying cup sizes and use just one adjustable measuring cup for all your cooking needs.
The best way to cure a hangover is to drink even more alcohol eat healthy foods and drink plenty of water. The Hungover Cookbook is a recipe book to bring you back to life in the aftermath of a major binge drinking session.
These shotgun shot glasses are probably the only time you want to take a 12 gauge to the face. Makes a great gift for those who love guns, alcohol, and drinking. Also possibly the only fun way mix guns and alcohol and not have things end badly.
Love making cake pops but want to stream line the process of clogging those pesky arteries? Now you can make up to seven cake pops at a time easily thanks to this Cake Pop / Donut Hole maker. This cake pops maker comes with a non-stick coating for easy clean up as well.
Looking to attract video game nerds with reckless abandon? These video game inspired Health and Mana Potion earrings will score huge points on the gamer girl scale with the geeky fellas.
With the Beer Belly Drinking Sack you no longer have to live in fear that good genetics and/or young age will prevent you from fitting in at your local dive bar. This portable drinking sack allows you to store your beer around your belly, giving off a very believable beer belly.
This was the coolest thing ever when I was a kid. Pull out this bad boy and everyone will get tense thinking things are about to get messy, til you hit the switch and a fancy little comb comes out instead of a blade and everyone sighs in relief.
All your friends are going to be jelly this upcoming Halloween when you show up with a Rage Face Mask. Youjel.ly sells these brilliantly recreated, hand sculpted, latex rage face masks that will be instantly recognized by any of your fellow neckbeard interweb surfers.
Kids learn about trivial things such as how everyone poops, how babies are made, and other useless information. You would be doing a disservice to your child if you don’t teach him/her about zombies now. Buy this book, it may just save your child’s life.
Give your room some retro video game style with these Pac Man Wall Stickers. These wall stickers perfectly capture the vintage look of Pac Man and when combined with the Arcade Style Light Switches make for one epic looking video game room.
Cut and serve a full size pizza with ease with the Pizza Scissors Spatula. This brilliant kitchen tool merges scissors and a spatula so you can cut and pick up a pizza slice all in one quick motion without burning your hands or having any toppings fall off.
The G1 Transparent Pool Table is as cool as it is expensive. At a whopping $46,000.00 this pool table is incredibly well put together and makes you feel like you’re playing a more trendy and futuristic version of billiards.
Pizza cutting is serious business, and to get the job done right you need a serious tool: the circular pizza saw. This fully functional pizza circular saw is dishwasher safe and has a removable shield for easy clean up after you wreak havoc on the poor defenseless pizza.
The anatomically correct heart necklace is an awesome twist on the most famous necklace ever, the heart shape. Show your special someone that you love them by giving them your heart, literally, with this anatomically correct heart necklace.
Looking to classy up your dull iPhone but don’t want to bling it out with those cheaper cases? Look no further than this delicately hand crafted mahogany iPhone case.
From Caddyshack to Groundhog Day to Ghostbusters to Zombieland, Bill Murray is an incredible human being. Celebrate your love for Bill Murray with this art poster showcasing him in the many movies roles Mr. Murray has starred (or stolen the show) in.
Keep your poorly lit room well defended with the Portal Turret Flashlight. While this Portal Turret has had it’s dual machine guns disabled for civilian use, it does speak to you with classic lines from the Portal video game and makes a great stocking stuffer gift.
Floppy disks are no longer obsolete relics of technology past, because now they are cute and comfy little sleeping buddies.
Fight off evil blood suckers with this Vampire Hunting Kit. The kit includes everything you’ll need to kill a vampire such as but not limited to: a cross sharpened into a dagger, vintage coffin nails, vintage holy bible, and all the other essentials to kill a vampire.
Remember those pin art toys that would capture whatever you placed into it? That same design concept has been inserted into this Pin Clock. See a video of it in action here. The clock is quite loud though, but if you’ve ever used a pin art toy you are familiar with the sound.
If you like to bike at night and want to make sure you’ll always be seen by oncoming traffic then these LED Bike Wheel Lights are for you. Along with providing safety, they also look incredible with 32 full color LED lights that easily install into your existing bike’s wheels.
Cut someone in half while you sharpen your knifes with this novelty magic trick knife sharpener. This knife sharpener is a tribute to the old magician’s who would saw their assistant in half.
Walk around in the middle of the night without fear of stepping on random objects on the floor with these light up slippers. These slippers don’t need to be turned on manually, just slip your feet into them and the weight sensor automatically turns the slipper lights on.
These rechargable batteries are just a tad bit cooler than your typical rechargable batteries. These rechargable batteries plug into your USB slot on your computer to get their juice reinvigorated.
Blend the real world with the 8 bit world with this fun pixelated 8 bit shirt tie. The 8 bit tie comes in blue or red and has jagged edges that remind us of a simpler time when graphics were pixelated and an italian plumber named Mario was all the rage.
Go The Fuck To Sleep is a children’s book for grown ups, a hilarious take on tired parents who just want their damn kids to go to sleep. Seriously kids, go the fuck to sleep already.
A fun twist on regular ice cream, now you can drop square scoops of ice cream out onto an ice cream cone, plate, or get really creative with other deserts mixed in. This square ice cream scooper has a trendy design and is easy to clean up too.
Finally a knife holder that calms the murderous rage we all feel for our ex’s! This five piece knife set includes every type of knife you’d typically use to murder your ex, comes in a wide variety of colors, and is the perfect gift for the heartbroken.
This 14 foot Iceberg is climbable, can be used as a diving platform, hangout spot, or even as a small island for those lonely nights when the wife kicks you out of the house. Best $6k you’ll ever spend, guaranteed.
The only thing better than snow cones is more snow cones! The only thing better than even more snow cones is making them in a nostalgic old fashioned snow cone machine! This snow cone machine goes great in any home and your kids will love it.
Carry around your stuff in these vintage style medic messenger bags that real men used during battle; If this messenger bag worked for them in World War II, it can certainly carry around chap stick and other sissy items you haul around.
Never lose your keys when you get home with these human key holders. These hilarious and useful key holders work by storing your keys in the “human” area so you never lose sight of your keys. The set includes two human key holders.
The Nerf sniper rifle is yet another nerf toy that we wish they made when we were growing up. You can have an all out sniper war with these fun sniper rifles. This Nerf Sniper Rifle is a great gift for office warfare.
Like most people, we have been disgruntled for years thanks to the Jetsons making us believe we’d have flying cars by the year 2000. Thankfully, the Future™ has finally arrived – flying cars are now available to the general public! All you need is a pilot’s license to fly it.
Instead of eating out of non-edible bowls like a healthy person would, you can now eat from artery clogging cookie bowls! This Cookie Bowl mold has six cavity molds to allow you to easily make delicious cookie bowls that will turn any meal time into an epic meal time.
Light up any room with these decorative pool ball lights. These pool ball lights come in every ball color, are made from solid wood, and are hand painted for that quality craftsman touch. These pool ball lights make a cool gift idea for any man cave or bachelor pad.
This over sized novelty nose shower gel dispenser is awesomely bad. Load it up with green shower gel, shampoo, face-scrub, or soap and you’ll have a tough time feeling like you’re cleaning yourself while squeezing out goopy liquid from a big nose to wash yourself.
1Minime creates custom bobbleheads based on the picture you send to them. Along with the high attention to detail faces, there is an wide selection of bobble head bodies to attach your custom designed face onto, ranging from kids to adult bodies.
Not much is known about a ninja’s personal life, but one thing we do know is that they don’t waste any tool in their weapons arsenal. These ninja star coat hangers are a clever way to hang your wearables at home, and can be installed onto just about any wall surface.
No more fights need to occur over who gets the delicious corner brownies thanks to this endless edge brownie pan. Now every brownie piece in this brownie pan has a delicious crust.
What you’re looking at isn’t a real playstation controller, it’s a bar of soap! This playstation controller soap bar is “grape soda” scented and is made with high quality soap ingredients. Makes the perfect gift for the hygienically forgetful gamer.
If you are constantly uncovering yourself from the bed sheets at night because you can’t maintain a cool temperature then you need a Bed Fan. The Bed Fan will quietly disperse hot air under the sheets and keep you cool all night long so you can get a good night’s rest.
Like many important life lessons, teaching kids about something is best done in laughable cartoon form. All My Friends Are Dead is a hilarious book that teaches your kids about death. Follow this book up with “Everyone Poops” afterwards to lighten the mood.
Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block by grabbing one of these T-Rex staple removers. This clever design looks like a T-Rex and kind of makes you wonder how well they would do in a corporate environment had they not gone extinct.
Casual fridays at the office just got cooler thanks to this collection of retro video game ties. From tetris to duck hunt, you’ll be looking stylish with any one of these retro video game ties. These geeky ties make a cool stocking stuffer for the holidays.
In the show Man vs. Wild, Bear is put in survival situations with little tools to survive the wilderness, and always makes it out alive. You, however, are not Bear Grylls, so come prepared with this ultimate survival kit that includes everything you’ll need if things go south.
Recharge your USB appliances and mobile devices with ease thanks to this clever wall outlet with two built in USB ports. Now you can throw out all those bulky USB power adapters, or maybe even burn them. This USB Wall Outlet is a great gift for the workplace or home office.
This self sustaining ecosphere is like owning your own little world. The ecosphere is a balance of water, air, and life; technology for this self sustaining ecosphere was developed by NASA scientists in an attempt to study our own planet’s biosphere.
Forget to bring your guitar to band practice? No worries, now you can rock out wherever you go with this fully playable Guitar shirt that comes with a mini guitar amp speaker that outputs all major chords as you strum out the guitar using the included magnetic guitar pick.
Now you’ll no longer struggle to relieve yourself during those half awake bathroom visits in the middle of the night with glow in the dark toilet paper. Functional and fun, you’ll know you’re getting a complete wipe when the toilet paper stops glowing.
Our spidey sense is tingling – it’s saying we’re about to go broke thanks to this unbelievable Metal Spiderman Table from the amazing Kreatworks Etsy shop that specializes in huge metallic statues. This Spiderman Table is a definite must buy for Spiderman fans.
Glass bottom boat tours just got knocked down a notch thanks to these amazing clear canoes that allow you to view the marine life below you like never before with up to two people in this clear canoe! This canoe is also collapsible for easy storage.
This toilet seat pedal is a brilliant solution to end fights over leaving the toilet seat up and down. Just like a regular trash can pedal, you step on the pedal to lift up the toilet seat, and remove your foot when you are done and the toilet seat slowly drops back down.
You’ll be sleeping with the fishes with this Shark Sleeping Bag. This sleeping bag also works well as a body pillow or as the most threatening weapon you can wield in a pillow fight, and makes a cool gift to compliment shark week.
Play billiards on this digitally upgraded pool table that interacts with every movement of the pool balls. Custom set high definition imagery displays underneath each ball, and more of the image gets revealed as the pool balls roll over this high class pool table.
This over sized gear clock is a stylish work of art – made of various sized gears that will easily be a conversation starter in any home. The gear clock is hand painted and is a great gift for anyone who loves steampunk themed items.
Carry your newly born baby with ease thanks to the Peekaru hands free baby carrying jacket. The Peekaru is a cool gift idea for parents who live active lifestyles and want the ease of carrying around their baby while still being able to use their hands freely.
This is one laptop cover that will definitely set you apart from the rest. It looks like a century old leather book, but it holds your laptop nice and snug while making you look like some 18th century scholar, and most impressively it doesn’t overheat your laptop.
Stay dry and lit up with this LED Light Up Umbrella. This umbrella features an LED shaft that lights up with multiple colors. At 36 inches long this light up umbrella is perfect for rainy nights or to put together a Blade Runner style costume.
This novelty iPhone case is a tribute to the greatest portable gaming device ever… so it’s no coincidence that the Gameboy iPhone case may just be the greatest iPhone case ever. Share the Nintendo love by giving this iPhone case to a fellow gamer.
Add some high tech style to your home faucet with this temperature sensitive LED Faucet. The color of the lighting changes depending on the temperature of the water that is coming out: blue means the water is cold, green means the water is hot, red means the water is very hot.
If you were told you could take only one item with you to a desert island, the Ultimate Swiss Army Knife is that one item you’d take. With over 87 different tools crammed into this one epic package, the Ultimate Swiss Army Knife is the handiest tool you’ll ever own.
Water ski anywhere and be in complete control with this unmanned water skiing boat that is controlled entirely by the skier. This unmanned skier boat holds up to six gallons of gas and automatically shuts off if the skier lets go of the handle.
Show off your nerdy Mario side with the Piranha Plant Earrings. These custom made earrings are modeled after the always troublesome piranha plants from the Super Mario games, and have a clever design where it looks like the plant is biting on your ears.
These Redwood Bonsai trees are like having a mini forest in your own home. Included in this Bonsai tree package are five Redwood Bonsai trees roughly seven years old and nearly two feet tall, and they make a great house warming gift for any home.
This Tron style motorcycle is a fully functional and street legal bike that is powered by a Suzuki 996cc engine. While riding on the Tron motorcycle you lay in a flat position akin to the Tron movie. For only $55,000.00 you can tear up the streets Tron Style.
Throw out your ugly Christmas sweaters, the Barbarian Beard Beanie is the only thing you’ll ever need to keep warm during the winter. These braided beards come with a horned skull cap that merge together to keep you warm while making you look like a warlord.
Harry Potter fans can now control any TV with the flick of the wrist with this magic wand TV remote control! This magic wand TV remote control has 13 different gestures to do everything from turn the TV on and off to changing the volume or channel.
This Snuggle Pillow will always be a shoulder for you to lie and cry on. This pillow is machine washable, includes the removable t-shirt, and also is a great neck pillow. Makes a great gift for the constantly neglected forever aloners or girls on the rebound.
Look fresh to death at the next LAN party and get noticed by all the geeky honeys with these Google Nike Sneakers with G+ technology built in. These Google Sneakers are one of the many amazing custom shoes designed by Daniel Reese, and are a cool gift for geeks.
Give your bathroom some geeky and medieval style with this Dragon statue toilet paper holder. This Dragon toilet paper holder is hand painted and will almost certainly guarantee you’ll never seal the deal if you bring a girl over your home.
The toilet bowl coffee mug is without a doubt the classiest coffee mug in existence, even with the seat left up. It’s an even finer item when you use the toilet bowl coffee mug as a bowl to eat out of, and makes a great gag gift for people who have awful drink preferences.
You may not be heavenly, but that shouldn’t stop you from walking on water thanks to this inflatable human hamster ball. At approximately 7 feet tall, this inflatable walk on water ball will provide hours of fun on the water, and possibly induce claustrophobia.
This USB Keyboard + Mouse combo is made from natural bamboo and is compatible with all computers. The bamboo keyboard and mouse will give you a warm and elegant feel whenever you use your PC, even though you’re probably wasting away on dumb sites like this one.
The Beer Bottle Chandelier is the ultimate lighting source for a home bar or enclosed patio. Made from real beer bottles, the beer bottle chandelier is a beautiful chandelier that displays many colors and makes a great house warming gift that even the wife would enjoy.
The mini iPhone speaker amplifier is a device that attaches to your iPhone and boosts the sound levels by 13 decibels without requiring any battery use, just good old fashioned acoustical science. It also doubles as phone stand so you can watch movies and shows.
This mini jelly fish aquarium tank will easily be the most hypnotizing home decor you’ll ever own. These jelly fish tanks are custom built to ensure the survival of jelly fish with a custom filtration system, and carry a stylish design with color changing LED lighting built in.
Play a game of billiards on one of the greatest pony cars to ever grace the auto industry – the 1965 Ford Mustang. These custom made Mustang Pool Tables comes with real chrome bumpers, working head lights, real tires, and real wheels.
This radio control flying shark needs to be to seen in action. When in motion the shark’s back fin moves and gives a surprisingly realistic look to anyone caught in this deadly beast’s way. The flying radio control shark is made from durable nylon and uses refillable helium.
If you want to classy up your home office then look no further than the Steampunk computer monitor and keyboard. This Steampunk themed monitor and keyboard combo perfectly captures the artistic styles of the Victorian era and makes a cool gift idea for Steampunk fans.
Turn your regular iPhone into a classic looking cassette tape with this cool iPhone case. The cassette tape case is flexible, sturdy, has openings for all the cable slots, and you can choose between a variety of colors for this cool novelty iPhone case.
These Russian style AK-47 Lamps can be powered by electricity or Vodka and make a great gift for thugs, gangsters, goons, and mobsters alike. These AK-47 lamps are hand made with extra attention to detail and stand nearly three feet tall.
When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you’ll look like a rain impenetrable warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.
No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. This fully functional coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.
The mini fire extinguisher lighter is a cool twist on the tried and true fire extinguisher. Made from solid metal, the mini fire extinguisher lighter is refillable and has an adjustable flame and makes a great stocking stuffer gift for smokers.
The Gear Ring is a cool and innovative product with completely functional gears built in the ring. The gears move when you twist the top and / or bottom of the ring – making this ring a really cool gift for guys for geeky people who love mechanics.
Want to keep your house smelling fresh but keep your grizzled reputation intact? Well then the Dragon Skull Incense Burner is here to help you – the incense smoke releases from this epic looking Dragon’s nostrils allowing your house to smell and look great.
Transform your regular MacBook’s apple logo light into a ball of ice being conjured by none other than Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat. These stickers are low-adhesive vinyl that can easily be removed and reapplied without leaving a sticky residue on your MacBook.
The BookBook iPhone Leather Book Case is a stylish two in one iPhone cover and wallet that perfectly stores your phone, credit cards, ID, and small bills. Made from genuine leather, this iPhone case makes a cool gift for iPhone users who like organization.
You might not be driving around in the Batmobile, but with the Batman brake light cover you can still show off your love for all things Batman by easily covering your car’s brake light and displaying the bat signal to all the envious drivers behind you.
This high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it.